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3-17-2008
Friday night,. Stiff Richard Returns to Bamboo Bernies for a night of insanity. This will be the bands last local show until the begining of May. So, come out and get your Stiff on. Get there early as it will be sold out. We go on at 9! We can celebrate Amys Birthday.
12-30-2007
Tomorrow night,. New Years Eve at the Cancun Cantina! The club just released more tickets, so you can still come out and rock in the new year with Stiff Richard. The tickets include a dinner buffet, breakfest buffet, and lots more.
The doors open at 5! See you tomorrow night.
 
Mike
12-9-2007
Thanks to everyone for coming out to the Brass Rail Saturday night. We had a great time, and the place was rocking all night long! I need to clear up some confusion. We are playing THIS FRIDAY AT BAMBOO BERNIES. FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!! Get there early with our gifts! This is the last show before the New Years Bash at the Cancun Cantina. The pics from The Rail should be up soon. See you all Friday night!
 
Mike

12-4-2007
This weekend,. We are back at the Brass Rail! Its been a while, but we are back and ready to rock the rail! We go on at 10,. Also,.. New Years Eve at The Cancun Cantina is coming soon,. tickets are selling fast,. Hurry and get yours,.
11-11-2007
Hope everyone had a good weekend. Please take the time to read this. This Friday, November 16th, we will be doing a benifit show at Le Fontaine Bleu in Glen Burnie, Md. This is a great cause, and we need you to pitch in. This will be a great time. Please come out and join us for a great night. Also, join us for a great show on Thanksgiving Eve at Bamboo Bernies. Remember to get your tickets for New Years Eve at The Cancun Cantina. The are $35 for single tickets and $50 for couples. Lets rock out the remainder of the year.
11-2-2007
What a great weekend! Friday night, The Cancun Cantina rocked! Thanks to all of our friends and fans. Thanks to Jamie (one of the Cancun Dancers) for dancing on stage all night. Thanks to all of the crazy people that came out,. we love that place! We will be back for NEW YEARS EVE. Get your tickets soon! Saturday night at Cryers was a great time! You Southern Maryland folks know how to rock!!!! Check out the pics from Cancun Cantina on their website. The pics that Mike (our Photographer) will be up very soon. We will see you all soon!
9-4-2007
We  are back from the beach,. What a weekend,. three nights of insanity,.. Billys birthday bash was better than we could have expected... Also,. Jamie, Randys wife, had a birthday party there. Thanks to Guys Gang, Nikki, Dawn and Jen for making the drives from North Carolina and Virgina, Lisa, Calvin, Amy, Dawn, and all of the people that scheduled their vacations around us. This weekend,.. Cancun Cantina Friday night, and The Jetty on Saturday night,. Remember, we go on at 9 Friday and 8 on Saturday night,.. the pics will be up soon,.. check them out,. Lastly, thanks to all of our new friends and fans,. If you want to see us at a club near your home, tell the club management to contact us,. we are always looking for new places to play!
8-30-2007
Billys Birthday Bash at the Beach Begins Friday Night! Come watch Billy become 51 years old! Bring gifts of alcohol and nudity,.. The Purple Moose is the place to be Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights Labor Day Weekend!!!!!!! Be There!
7-19-2007
This Saturday night, we are back at Cryers Back Road Inn for Jens Birthday Bash!! Come watch Jen turn 46 years old. Man she is hot,..
7-15-2007
The Jetty was insane,. the pics should be up soon,. record setting number of adult pics,. I think there was a porn convention there. Special thanks to Guy, Terry and Terri, and Terry, and Lisa, Dawn, Jen, Kevin, and Kathy. Also, thanks to former bandmate, Mark, for sitting in on a song with us. Check him out at Smokemjoe.com. We are back at Cryers Back Road Inn this Saturday. See ya there!
6-11-2007
Once again,. great time at Cryers. Special thanks to Dewayne, Maria, Dave, Lisa, Karen, Denise, and everyone else that came out to pack the place for us. Also, thanks to Tiffany for texting all of her friends and telling them to come to the show! We owe you a drink! We are off this weekend, but we will be back for Mike's Birthday Bash at Bamboo Bernies on the 23rd of June. Please bring lots of gifts!
5/29/2007
This Saturday night, June 2nd, come out to the Jetty for the "Rock the Dock" party! Last time we were there, the palce was so packed that you could feel the floor move! We go on at 8 pm, so get there early!
5/4/2007
What a weekend coming up!!
Saturday night, we are at Bamboo Bernies for Cinco De Mayo,
and to celebrate Shallow Robs Birthday!
This is one of the best venues in the region. We go on at 9.
Sunday, we are at the Cancun Cantina for the bike show at 2 pm. Bring the kids!
4/30/2007
Thanks to everyone that came out over the weekend. Friday night at the Cancun Cantina was a blast as usual. Saturday night at Calypso Bay was great as well. Thanks again to all of our friends and fans. This weekend, we have two great shows. Saturday night, "Cinco De Mayo" at Bamboo Bernies. Sunday, starting at 2 pm, we are at the Cancun Cantina for a Bike Show. Come out and help us celebrate Shallow Robs birthday weekend. As most of you know, Rob is the bands stage and road manager. See you all then.
4/13/2007
Ok,. so it might rain Sunday,. so what,.. Has that ever kept you from coming out and rocking the day away? Look,. there will be alcohol, live music,. and have you seen the beer tub girls, and bartenders? I mean come on,. Plus, we have some new material to drop on ya,. Some Pantera perhaps? Saliva anyone? Anyways, we go on at 2 pm,. Be there,..
3/17/2007
Were you at Bamboo Bernies Saturday night? Well if you werent, you were the only one in town that missed it. The line outside started before 9, and it was sold out, packed, jammed, and every other word you could use to describe a club full of people. The stage was slammed from the first song until the last. I cant remember a better night. Thanks to all of you for a recored night at the club. The Birthday girls, Kristen, Melissa, Amy, and Colleen were doing their best to keep the stage full of women! We hope to see you all again soon!
3/15/2007
St Pattys Night is going to be out of control! Special Birthday Guests Amy and Melissa will be there celebrating their birthdays with us. The Coors Light Girls will be there from 7-9 with all kinds of free stuff. We will have our Coors Light stuff to give away too. We love Bamboo Bernies, and if you have never been there,. you are missing out on a party. See ya Saturday night,. party starts at 9 pm.
3-10-2007
Thanks to everyone that came to Malibus on Saturday night, we had a great time. We gave away lots of Coors Light stuff. This weekend, we are at Bamboo Bernies for St Pattys Day, and it is going to be a party!! We will have even more Coors Light stuff to give away,. ladies, you know the rules! In other news, the band would like to give a big Thank You to two people that work behind the scenes. Heather and Mike Wheatly take all of the pictures, set up and manage the Myspace page, make and hand out our new band schedules, and do so many other behind the scene things, it would take forever to list them. So, THANK YOU Mike and Heather! When you see them taking pictures, make sure you buy Heather a drink, and show Mike your boobs,. or you could buy Mike a drink and show Heather your boobs,. either way, they will appreciate it! See you all Saturday night!
3/9/2007
Coors Light is Proud to Announce that Stiff Richard will be at Malibus Lakeside this Saturday night, the 10th of March. (That sounds so cool). Saturday night, come out to Malibus and party with us. It is always a great time there. We go on at 9:30. See ya there.
3/6/2007
Stiff Richard is now sponsered by Coors Light Beer! We will have all sorts of cool stuff to hand out at the St Patty Day show at Bernies, as it was too soon to get stuff by this weekends show. Drink Coors Light. Drink lots of it.
3/2/2007
Thanks tot everyone for completely selling out Cancun Cantina Friday night. What a night! We had a great time as usual. Thanks to Pa Dawn, Guy, Nikki, Desere, Deanna, Bill,  Brianna's cheer leading coaches and parents, and  Happy Birthday Dawn!! We will be at Malibus this Satuday night and expect another crowd with your help. Also, Billy would like to thank everyone that has purchased a Hungry Mother CD. Several of the singles from that CD are getting a lot of air time on Satilight Radio stations across the country. See you all Saturday night!
2/23/2007
Hello everyone,. thanks for making our return trip to Sylversters a great time. Thanks to Keisha and her gang of party animals, Lisa, Gina, Todd and everyone else for taking the party to the next level. This week,...CANCUN CANTINAS ANNIVERSERY PARTY!!! Come see the new and improved club. You dont want to miss this. Get there early,. it will be sold out by 9 and you will be standing in a line outside to get in if you wait too long!</
2/16/2007
We had a great time in Southern Maryland at the Navy Base Friday night. Thanks to all of our new fans for coming out and seeing what we are all about. This Saturdaym the 24th, we are at Sylvesters in Essex. We have played here once before when it first opened, but it is new and improved from what we hear. This is a big place, and we need all of you to come out and help us fill this place. We go on around 9 pm and we hope to see all of you then! Also, give us some imput on the new website. E mail me with your thoughts.

2/9/2007

Saturday night at Bernies,. Man,. What can I say,. Some of us were concerned that with Cancun having its Re opeing Party, it would not be our normal packed house. And we were right,. It was More Packed and Crazier than ever before! Thanks to everyone that came out and partied, drank, danced, took off their tops, and filled the stage with insanity! Thanks to Pa Dawn, Lisa, Shallow, Jay and Sherry, Teresa, Micky, Katrina, Bernie and Lisa, and everyone else that I am forgetting!! Happy Birthday Krissy. We are off this weekend and then have a private show after that. We are at Sylvesters at the end of the month and then we make our debut at the New Cancun Cantina in early March. We will see you all soon. Check out the new pics coming soon. And if you need the password to the hot chicks pics page, e mail me and I can help you out!

Saturday night February 3rd, we are back at Bamboo Bernies. This is a great room. Huge stage, massive dance floor. If you have never been here, I promise a great time. We go on around 9, and you should get there early because it will be sold out! We will be off next weekend, so come out and drink and dance away the evening with us!

12/19/2006
First of all, Happy Holidays to everyone. As many of you know, we are off until January 19th. Joey has had an operation on his right shoulder, and is recovering well. The healing process is taking longer than we thought it would, but he will be fine by the next show. We plan on learning lots of new and old material while we are off, so plan on seeing and hearing a lot of different stuff. Once again, from Jen, Billy, Randy, Joey, Dave, Chris, and I,... Happy Holidays and we will see you all soon.
12/06/2006
Decembers shows have been cancelled! Please check our "Gig's" page for future dates.
From  the Stiff Richard camp we would like to wish ALL of our friends and family's a very Safe and Happy Holiday Season!

10/25/2006

Halloween Contests Both Nights!! Friday at Cancun Cantina and Saturday at Calypso Bay, come dressed up and you could win prizes. The Hottest Women will have a chance to win a prize from the band!! Its gonna be insane!!!

10/6/2006

STIFF RICHARD WOULD LIKE YOU TO HELP OUR FRIENDS, TERRY AND DAWN, WITH THEIR QUEST TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE MARYLAND SPECIAL OLYMPICS. THEY WILL BE "PLUNGING" INTO THE BAY THIS WINTER AT THE 11TH ANNUAL POLAR BEAR PLUNGE WHICH BENEFITS MD SPECIAL OLYMPICS. THIS EVENT IS VERY NEAR & DEAR TO THEIR HEARTS AS TERRY'S SON, TANNER, HAS DOWN SYNDROME AND COMPETES IN THE MD SPECIAL OLYMPICS SPORTS PROGRAMS YEAR ROUND.
ANY DONATION YOU CAN GIVE WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED

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9/11/2006

Thanks to everyone for coming to Neptunes on Saturday night. Thanks to Guy, Jason, Anna, Tracy, and everyone else that came out. Special thanks to Cris on the lights and former Surreal Guitar Tech, John Flahart for joining our line up. Those two, along with Dave, our soundman, really make our lives easy! Thanks Guys! We are in Salisbury on Saturday night,. Come on down and hang with us!

7/25/2006

We figured that we would keep everyone up to date since we haven't seen you all in a little while. We are off for various reasons until August 11th. Don't worry, we are working on a lot of stuff. The last two shows that we did were insane. Cancun and the Jetty are always places that we look forward to performing at. Lets see,.. August 11th, at Bamboo Bernie's,.. will be Visually Different. There has been a change involving one of the members. At this moment, we cant give any more details, but, August 11th at Bamboo Bernie's, you can see for yourself. There wasn't a blow up, or fight, or even an argument,. just a change,. everyone is still friends,. so don't go reading anything into this,. So,. we will see you all in a few weeks! 

Mike

7/13/2006

This weekend we have a special birthday in the house,..JEN, OUR DRUMMER, IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY PARTY ALL WEEKEND. She will be turning 52 years old, so let the party begin!!!! Friday night, Cancun Cantina,. show starts at 9 pm. Saturday night, we are at the Jetty,. show starts at 8 pm and goes till  midnight!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!

6/26/2006

Thanks to everyone that came out to Cryers Back Road Inn on Saturday night. Every time that we play there, it seems to get better and better. Special thanks to the staff there for treating us so well. Thanks to Tracy, Duane, Anna, Toni (birthday Girl), Ashley (birthday girl), and all of the people that I cant remember at this old age. This weekend, we are back at the Moose for the 4th of July weekend blowout!! Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights,. Are you ready???

Mike

6/22/2006

Hello all,,. This weekend we are back in southern Md. for MY BIRTHDAY SHOW! There will be alcohol, live music and drunk women. That is a great combination. Saturday night, we are at Cryers Back Road Inn. Be there early. We are not sure if we are playing inside or outside. Either way, it will be sold out. If we play outside, we go on at 8, if we play inside, we go on at 9. I strongly suggest that you get there by 7:30 either way. 

See you all there,... 

Mike

6/1/2006

This weekend we are back at two of our favorite places. Saturday night, we are at Bamboo Bernie's. We go on at 9:30 and you better get there early if you want to get in. This place is huge, but fills up fast. Come early and have something to eat, and then get ready to party all night!! 

Sunday afternoon, we are at The Cancun Cantina for the Bike Show. We go on at 3 pm. Bring the kids. We will do an all ages show. Don't be surprised to see some of the band members children rockin' with us! Check out some amazing bikes during the breaks. Hope to see everyone this weekend!

Mike

5/25/2006

Just wanted to drop a quick note wishing everyone a great Memorial Day Weekend. We are off this weekend, but will be back on the road June 3rd at Bamboo Bernies and Sunday, June 4th at Cancun Cantina for the Afternoon Bike Show. Bring the kids to the Sunday show. We always make it a G rated show since our own children will be there. Also, click on our "myspace" account if you have a myspace account so that you can get info from there.

See ya soon,.

Mike

 

5/9/2006

WHAT A WEEKEND!!! Where should I start? Well, Friday at Cancun Cantina was insane. The Lingerie Contest was, well, amazing. Our manager and leader, Shallow Rob celebrated his birthday, Part 1, and seemed to have a good time. The place was packed, the crowd was great. Thanks to Jason, Guy and their crew, Pa Dawn, Lisa, and everyone else. We cant wait to get back there,. Mark your calanders for Sunday, June 4th for the daytime Bike show. We will be performing during the day. Bring your children as it will be a PG rated show. 

Saturday night the Jetty was crazy too. Man this place is just one of the best. Thanks to all of our fans for completely filling the room. The stage was packed with dancers and party people. Part two of Shallow Robs Birthday Weekend was a success as well. 


Great weekend! Don't know how else to word it. Thanks to Eileen and Byron for taking the photos. Thanks to the worlds greatest sound man and production manager, Dave. Thanks to Hassam for handling my guitars and running the lights. 

Next show is June 3rd at Bernie's and June 4th at Cancun. See you all then!!

Mike

5/3/2006

Big Weekend coming up!! Friday,. Cinco De Mayo,.Cancun Cantina,. lots going so PAY ATTENTION!!! For Happy Hour,. 25 cent Mexican Buffet!! There will be a free trip to Cancun for 2 given away to some lucky person!! Everyone that wears Pj's or Sexy Lingerie will get drink specials all night, plus there will be a SEXY LINGERIE COMPETITION!! Oh yeah,. STIFF RICHARD HITS THE STAGE AT 9PM!!!!

Saturday night,. The Jetty!!! We go on at 8pm!! Early start, and you better get there early too,. it will be sold out early!!

AND,.. IT IS SHALLOW ROBS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND BASH NAKED STYLE WITH ALCOHOL!!!! ROB WILL BE OUT SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS ALL EVENING AND THERE WILL BE TWO LUCKY LADIES THAT WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE HIM HOME FOR THE EVENING FOR SOME NAUGHTY SEX!!!

SEE YOU ALL THIS WEEKEND!!!

Mike

3/21/2006

Happy Monday to everyone. Thanks to everyone that made St Pattys Day Weekend a blast. Friday, at The Jetty, we had a great time. Thanks to Lisa, Gary and Melissa, Dave, and everyone else that made it. Thanks to Mark Marshall of Smoke m Joe for sitting in with us as well. They are at the Jetty this Friday. Saturday night, thanks to The Pa Girls, Sally, Dawn, Robin, Jen, Dave from Alive N Kickin (thanks for sitting in with us), and Special thanks to Kim for letting me smack your butt!! Thanks to Dave the worlds greatest sound man for his magic!! We are off till April 7th at Nottinghams. The schedule has been changed for the month of April. Check the website for the updates which should be up later today!!!

Mike

3/16/2006

We now have a myspace site. It is under construction, but you can click here www.myspace.com/stiffrichardrock to check it out or click on the link in our navigational bar!

2/24/2006

News and notes,. As Randy mentioned on the guestbook, Stiff Richard won for Best Hard Rock band in the region, and we also placed in Cover Band, Best In Region, Modern Rock, and I got mentioned for Best Guitarist. Thanks to all that voted. I also agree with Randy,. how could Billy not win Best Vocalist? Someone needs to get Perry Mason on that one!

Tomorrow night, we are at the Rams Head Live. We really need all of you to come out. This is the biggest Venue in the region, and it is going to take a huge effort to get it filled up. Special guests The Taken and Silvertung will get things started. We will be filming this show. Come out and be a part of the DVD!! See you all tomorrow night.

Mike

2/20/2006

Thanks to everyone that made the trip to Salisbury. The Pa girls, Romy and Michelle, and Christina and her birthday gang. We had a great time and expect to be back there when our schedules match. THIS FRIDAY, WE ARE AT RAMS HEAD LIVE IN BALTIMORE! This is going to be a great show. Special guests The Taken and Silvertung will get things started. The show starts at 9 pm with The Taken. Silvertung hits the stage around 10:15. These guys rock and I think a lot of our fans will enjoy them. We go on around 11:30. It will be worth getting there early, this is a big room and we expect a lot of people since there are three bands playing. It is an 18 and older show. We will be recording this show for a future DVD. In fact, we will give away the unedited DVD at the end of the show to one lucky person! The most radical fan will get that as a gift! See you all Friday at the Rams Head!!!!

Mike

2/2/2006

Long time no talk,. Hope everyone is well. The pictures from two weeks ago should be up by the end of this week. Sorry, I was out of town. But stand by for new pics. In other news, the Hotel Charles show has been cancelled. The club is having some issues with the amount of people that they can have in the club. Check our schedule as there have been some changes to it. Remember, we need you all at the Rams Head show the end of this month. Enjoy the Super Bowl, and we will see you soon!

Mike

1/19/2006

THE WEEKEND IS HERE,. TIME TO CELEBRATE RANDY'S BIRTHDAY!!! Come with gifts for Randy. He wants women to show other band members their boobs. He told me that and I believe him. Friday night,. CANCUN CANTINA!! What else is there to say? Saturday,. Cryer's Back Road Inn! That place is always a party!! After these two shows, we are off till the middle of February! NEW DATE,. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24TH, WE ARE AT THE RAMS HEAD LIVE!! THIS PLACE IS INSANE. WE NEED ALL OF YOU TO COME OUT AND SEE US IN A TRUE CONCERT VENUE!

MIKE

1/1/2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! We had a great weekend. Sold out both nights. We have had a great 2005, and look forward to an even better 2006. We will be playing out less, but we will be out at least 3-4 times a month so that we can see all of our friends. Thanks to all of our friends and fans for a great weekend, we appreciate it. Everyone have a great week, and we will see you at the House of Rock on Friday the 13th,. .Pics from NYE will be up soon,. stay posted,.

Mike

 

 

 

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